Over the last year, Insightly customers have seen more and more features added to our world-famous CRM at a regular pace. It’s rare for us to announce functionality that hasn’t been released yet, but we are so excited about our greatest achievement in CRM automation that we couldn’t wait to share our progress any longer. We are pleased to announce our latest advanced research project: Insightly Procaptinate.
Insightly Procaptinate is a telekinetic interface for Insightly that captures and transcribes your thoughts to CRM records during meetings, phone calls, and even while you’re sleeping. Office productivity will be exponentially increased during all activities, including napping. And users who experience regular work dreams can now make those hours count toward the success their business, taking working from home to the next level.
By sensing EEG, ECG, and CRM electrical impulses through sensors on the subject’s scalp, Insightly Procaptinate autopsychically creates Insightly entries to save time, lower the risk of carpal tunnel syndrome, and capture thoughts that may otherwise be missed with slower process like taking notes with pen and paper or on archaic keyboards. Insightly Procaptinate users will get more work done, day and night.
Using off-the-shelf materials repurposed to help the user focus and magnify brainwave signals, Insightly Procaptinate was modeled after Earth’s natural water cycle.
“We’re cloud-based software, after all,” said Laura Jameson, an Insightly Marketing Manager whose focus is split between customer interaction and futuristic product development. “Evaporation, condensation, precipitation—it’s pretty basic really. Capture work thoughts in the cloud before they drift away and then rain them down into your CRM.” (Laura is located in our San Francisco, California offices, where the state is experiencing its fourth year of severe drought.)
We’ve been able to recruit one in-house volunteer and are currently testing Insightly Procaptinate at employee workstations…
And during phone calls and meetings.
There’s still lots of work to do on the project. Currently, Insightly Procaptinate weighs 15 pounds and must be moved to a location within 2 feet of an electrical outlet where users want to capture their brainwave activity, such as an office desk, meeting room, or nightstand. It can plug into a computer’s USB port and also interfaces with Insightly’s iOS and Android apps via headphone jack or Bluetooth 9.7, which hasn’t been invented yet, but we’ll be ready for it.
Our goal is to shrink down the contraption to under 8 pounds for mobile use and reduce the many side effects experienced by our tester. We expect we’ll be able to ship it to customers by April 1, 2052.
We hope you’re as excited about this development as we are, and we hope to bring you exponentially higher productivity in the far, far future.
Insightly CRM: Think good thoughts!
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About the author: Tony Roma is Insightly’s Content Manager. He’s been helping businesses implement software solutions, improve their work processes, and think about the future for over ten years. You can contact him at marta@insightly.com.
